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Special thanks to Zachary Flaunce for helping me find the clips I was missing in the original video!
EDIT: There are two misreads that are not in this video: A petit (AKA ape tit) and Condiments (AKA condom thingy). These are not in the video because they're technically said by Burt Reynolds and not Sean Connery.