The "Contraception Begins at Erection Act" aims to block men from spreading their seed unless they intend to make a baby -- effectively outlawing masturbation -- but Blackmon says he introduced the bill to start a conversation about all the regulations put upon women when it comes to reproductive health.
Blackmon says he figured the legislation would mostly be laughed off at worst ... but some guys clearly don't think the prospect of paying stiff fines for solo ejaculation is a laughing matter.