I'm selling out! Link: https://www.patreon.com/BobbinThreadbare
You know, I can buy the poor people being stuck on Columbia because they can't afford a parachute. But why aren't the wealthy evacuees just reverse-Fultoning themselves and everything they own?
Additional music is "Morning Star" by Johannes Linstead and Nicholas Gunn, "My Walden (Instrumental)" by Nightwish, and "End Credits" from Revolutionary Road as performed by the Prague Philharmonic Orchestra.
