Another Valentines Day here on planet Earth and your sweetheart
expects you to buy a bigger than last year, box of chocolates for her.
She loves the heart shaped ones covered in silk with fake roses on the front-
they make her feel all warm and fuzzy inside when she opens them to reveal
the specially made little shapes of chocolate coated candies. Another
Valentines Day here on planet Earth and you bastard I know what you’re thinking;
The only thing bigger than last year is the size of her ass…
2008 © T Sheridan
Ted Sheridan
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