Male members are peculiar things...
hard up - but never broke
(usually attached to a bloke) .
Floppy as a rag doll - frisky as a puppy
(but be carefull may be attached to a bastard or a yuppie) .
Always
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- even when they're...in the wrong!
But never(never ever)
standing on ceremony
quite
but
never
for long.
Dee Wright
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-male-member-a-day-keeps-the-doctor-away-except-if-the-asaid-forementioned-male-member-is-attached-to-a-doctor/
