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Dee Daffodil - What Kind of Day Can it Be? ?

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What kind of day
Can it possibly be
When you're awoken
At four in the morning
On your day off
By somebody peeing on you? ? ! !

Now in case your mind wanders...
I'm not inclined that way! !
And regardless...
I was sound asleep
And not even capable
Of saying...
'No thank you! ! '

Now...understand...
I'm not naming names...
'Cause I wouldn't want
To embarass the little guy
(No pun intended!)

He's more or less forgiven...
More or less...
But he'd better not even think...
Of sleeping in my bed again!

So...I wonder...
What kind of day
Can it possibly be? ?

But...
I'm a count my blessings
Kind of girl!
And so...
I console myself
By thinking...
It could always be worse!
Thank goodness
He only asks for a glass of water...
And not prunes...
Before bedtime! !

Dee Daffodil (HW) 31 July,2007

Dee Daffodil

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