Ok,
So it's not my usual style,
It's not like me
To rant and rave
And pound my fists
Out of frustration
It's just not my nature
But ever since this beastly woman
Crossed my path
I've felt
Pent up feelings of rage
Not just tiny little rumbles
No!
Full out
I want to just smack her one
Rage
Now,
I feel I must apologize again
To any readers that
May have entertained the thought
Of reading this poem...
I truly am sorry
It's just not like me!
This woman
Has ruined so many lives
Has things wound tightly
Around her little finger
So that even her boss
Is scared of her...
Did I mention
That she might possibly be
A co-worker
(well in theory)
If I had a magic wand,
I might consider turning her
Into a frog...
It would seem fitting
Green, cold and warty
But alas...
My wand has gone
By the wayside,
Along with sleep
So unfortunately
I'm left
With a very bitter taste
In my mouth...
A friend of mine suggests
That I try a new brand
Of mouthwash...
Scotch! !
It might just work...
-By Dee Daffodil (October 3,2006)
Dee Daffodil
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/perhaps-a-new-mouth-wash-will-help/
