(a found poem)
First, find your poop, then
Pick up your Doggy Dooper
And the bio-
degradable poop bag.
Place your Doggy Dooper
Inside the bio-
degradable poop bag,
Open your Doggy Dooper,
Fold the bag into its jaws and
Close your Doggy Dooper.
You are now ready to go.
Close the Doggy Dooper
Over the poop, and lift,
Reverse the bag,
Open the Doggy Dooper,
Remove, then tie the bag,
And dispose of carefully.
Congratulations!
You have done your civic duty.
You are a responsible dog owner
Helping to keep the streets
of Great Britain
Free from dog shite.
Pete Crowther
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-doggy-dooper-or-the-easy-way-to-dispose-of-d/
