Herbert Nehrlich - The Paul Tubb Limerick

A man by the name of Paul Tubb
was so fond of the rubb-a-dub-dubb
that he soaked with his maid
in the tub and got laid
his old man had gone down in a sub.

Herbert Nehrlich

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