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Paolo Giuseppe Mazzarello - 'El Cid'

2014-10-29 18 Dailymotion

One day I was going to bring some cheese and wine to my sisters.
Near a Spanish town besieged by the enemies there was a libertador:
The Cid Campeador.
'Il Cid vi porta il pane - The Cid is going to bring the bread to you' said my mom.
She remembered a movie with Charlton Heston.
The warrior was hit by an arrow under the unexpressive eyes of Sophia Loren.
So his body corpse wore the armor to frighten the enemies.
My mom knew that a body corpse can't bring any bread to anybody.
I'll bring a full meal to you, my Lesbia,
Thou' ain't a campeador.

Paolo Giuseppe Mazzarello

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