The distinguished Senator from “Idahoe” stated for the national press
That he had never engaged in gay sex in an airport bathroom or anywhere else
And therefore is not gay
I don’t care one way or the other if he is or is not of that persuasion
It just seems a little funny that he denies being gay but admits to being a Senator
2007 © T Sheridan
Ted Sheridan
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/hey-buddy-have-you-got-the-time-asked-the-senator-from-idahoe/
